1.   Most prefer to swallow their anger or hurt when professors make sexist or racist remarks.

2.   Mercifully, the professor always makes our tests easy.

3.   A geography professor has made a small fortune in real estate and has opened a beer hall.

4.   A professor makes a venture bet, risking a significant sum in hopes of boosting a lackluster nest egg.

5.   In an interview for graduate school at Yale University, a biology professor made him submit to a practical test.

6.   The communication between the Unabomber and Tyler stems from comments the professor made in a Chronicle article two months ago.

7.   The professor made a gift of a bound volume of back issues of the magazine.

8.   The retired college professor has made a second career out of combing through thousands of pages of federal budget documents to discover exactly where those dollars go.

9.   The professor made it appear that he thought he was displaying considerable intestinal fortitude by accusing the left of poisoning the well of public discussion.

10.   Too bad the dull layout practically screams that this is something your film professor is making you read.