1.   A software pirate made bootleg copies of the computer program.

2.   For the most part, MPEG pirates are not making money from putting films on the Internet.

3.   Iraq makes money, Iran makes money, the pirates make money.

4.   The fact that most movie pirates are not making money from their activities means little where copyright is concerned.

5.   There is only one documented case of pirates making someone walk the plank, and only a couple cases of them making prisoners eat their own ears or lips.

6.   When pirates make video cassettes, the quality fades with every copy.