1.   Also, it does not fit well in headlines, which is the main reason decades need a nickname in the first place, as best I can tell.

2.   Alysa Parks needs a nickname.

3.   Christopher Bopp a four-year veteran of the Fire Department and a former city police officer, never needed a nickname.

4.   Dear Dan, You need a nickname.

5.   The other Dale, the one without all the Winston Cup titles and victories, needs a nickname.

6.   Who needs a nickname, after all?