1.   As I poured out my story, I became so overwrought I forgot to ask Neptune whether she has a dog named Pluto.

2.   Bob Breitweiser, a Duke University basketball fan, named the dog after the former Duke point guard, Steve Wojciechowski.

3.   Bradley is a guy so sweet but clueless that he named his dog Bradley, too, then had to kidnap him back from his Cruella De Vil sister.

4.   But this dog was named Reveille.

5.   Clinton should have named his dog Spot and brought it on TV.

6.   Children named their dogs for him.

7.   Harley Wind Soldier, a Sioux from a North Dakota reservation, drives a pickup truck and has a Pomeranian dog named Chuck Norris.

8.   He lives alone except for a partially deaf, one-eyed dog named Sheldon.

9.   He named the dog Boomer.

10.   He gets a dog named Shorty.