1.   Americans love celebrities.

2.   Because, quite simply, I love celebrity gossip.

3.   After all, as Leach would be the first to say, everyone loves a celebrity.

4.   But Winfrey loves celebrities and knows the best way to keep them loving her is to treat them with kid gloves.

5.   Lawyers love celebrities.

6.   The city loves its celebrities but hates its personalities.

7.   Rodman loves his celebrity.