1.   I was so nervous I locked the keys inside my car.

2.   And I locked my keys in the car.

3.   A guy goes to a game at Fenway Park and in the fifth inning realizes he has locked his keys in his car.

4.   A less life-threatening but far more common ordeal results when someone locks his keys inside his car.

5.   But what struck me was the story of how typewriter keys got locked into QWERTY layout.

6.   Did you hear about the guitarist who was going to a gig and locked his keys in the car.

7.   Did you hear about the projects team that locked the keys in their staff car?

8.   Driver jumps out and, oops, locks keys in car.

9.   Lock your keys in your Cadillac, and Onstar will unlock the car by remote.

10.   Lock your keys in the car?