1.   Alas, reality more often involves leaky toilets, loads of dirty laundry, hours spent on the telephone and repairs day and night.

2.   Alas, the reality of owning a bed-and-breakfast more often involves leaky toilets, loads of dirty laundry, hours spent on the telephone and repairs day and night.

3.   Guests complained of leaky toilets, dirty carpets and insects.

4.   His epiphany came during a childhood camping trip, when he encountered a leaky toilet in a bathhouse.

5.   It would be difficult for a plumber to fix a leaky toilet by telephone, and a brain surgeon needs an operating room.

6.   Lots of folks who feel perfectly comfortable building an outdoor deck or fixing a leaky toilet are unwilling to tackle installing a telephone line extension.

7.   Now you can spend your time worrying about important stuff like leaky toilets.

8.   Surely the Universe has more important fish to fry than a leaky toilet and a bucking Bronco II.

9.   When it comes to leaky toilets, drafty windows and squeaking doors, most of us turn to the Yellow Pages and our credit cards instead of the computer.