1.   Perform a private lap dance for him where standard club rules apply, e.g. the audience can look but not touch.

2.   As stripper Nomi Malone, Berkley gyrates in a G-string, rubs ice on her breasts and performs an erotic lap dance for Kyle MacLachlan.

3.   Berkley gyrates in a G-string, rubs ice on her breasts and performs an erotic lap dance for actor Kyle MacLachlan.

4.   A lap dance is a ticket to jail.

5.   But to have an ensemble of women suddenly strip to black halters and pantyhose smacks more of lap dance than step dance.

6.   For other shows, they videotaped strippers from Rochester clubs as they slithered out of their clothes and performed lap dances.

7.   From spontaneous lap dances to cabaret songs, the waitresses go the extra mile.

8.   Inspectors are dispatched every night into the shadowy world of peep booths and lap dances, diligently seeking out violations of the city zoning law.

9.   Leaving the stage, they slip into the crowd and offer lap dances to the men.

10.   Samantha said this week as she took a breather from the two-dozen lap dances she bestows daily upon the lonely at the Olympic Garden Topless Cabaret.