1.   Americans did not invent golf.

2.   Golf was invented by Scots to relax while minding their goat flocks.

3.   Nine hundred years after golf was invented in the Scottish countryside, it still has a reputation as a sport for the well-heeled.

4.   The Dutch even claim to have invented golf, which is hotly disputed by the Scots.

5.   They said on TV that this is the kid who invented golf.

6.   When golf was invented, its forefathers expected its enthusiasts to pursue it without fear of running low on batteries.