1.   A man dies and goes to heaven, where he is told that heaven has all the happy pursuits of his former life, including football.

2.   Does heaven have mountain laurel and rhododendron in June?

3.   Even heaven has its critics, I suppose, although none of us has yet had the pleasure.

4.   Farrakhan said heaven had a hand in creating such a day.

5.   Several participants say adversity has strengthened that faith, since the days when it seemed bombs were all the heavens had to offer.

6.   The anti-government movement overlooks that even heaven has government.

7.   Will the Rev. Foreman next sell tickets to his handling serpents or ingesting toxic liquids, just to see if the heavens have a sense of humor?