1.   And heaven forbid that you should be served by some one in a chain coffee house with a regional accent.

2.   What would you do financially if, heaven forbid, your husband died?

3.   Or he could even be faced with the prospect of calling about individual applications or even heaven forbid, the structure plan itself.

4.   And heaven forbid if there is not enough food to go around.

5.   And heaven forbid the schools should have dress codes.

6.   And if, heaven forbid, he pulls a Letterman-at-the-Oscars and flames out in front of millions?

7.   He also impressed upon me that the chicken must be deep-fried and not pan-fried and, heaven forbid, not oven-fried.

8.   If I lit a pipe or, heaven forbid, a cigar, my wife would call the sheriff.

9.   If you feel either your weight or your finances or, heaven forbid, both, teetering on the edge of precarious, postpone your trip until easier times.

10.   Maybe, heaven forbid, we could let the American people vote.