1.   Furniture is strewn down the road, but there is no sign of the hapless hero.

2.   Griffin Dunne plays our hapless hero, a Miami-based schmoozer named Martin Mirkhein.

3.   Precious, because our hapless heroes are plopped in a desert and have no clue as to which direction civilization may lie.

4.   The movie is like its hapless heroes.

5.   We used to get worried when those stone-cold European blondies marched over our hapless heroes.

6.   As the movie begins, its hapless hero, Kolya, is steadily losing all he had.