1.   Marijuana is an evil weed that fries brain cells, corrupts chromosomes and tempts children to use stronger, harder narcotics.

2.   Should every teenager be given a vaccine that blocks the effects of nicotine and so prevents them from becoming addicted to the evil weed?

3.   The evil weed no doubt will return with a vengeance next spring.

4.   Tough-on-drugs America is finally coming round to the idea that the evil weed might do some patients a power of good.