1.   Now there was something to make a couch spud sit up and feel positively tubular.

2.   No TV show urges couch spuds to turn off the tube and go read a paper.

3.   We care more about couch spuds.

4.   When the children are permitted to sprout into couch spuds on weekends, Lynnsey gravitates toward MTV, HBO and Cinemax, while Alex likes his Nickelodeon.