1.   Mia Farrow begins the tribute to her ex-husband Andre Previn with an anecdote about his complete inability to make Jell-O.

2.   Never mind that fractured and disorganized federal job training programs have demonstrated a complete inability to improve the employability of the people who go through them.

3.   Oh, wait, somewhere in there is a rival Asian gang, armed with automatic weapons and a complete inability to shoot straight.

4.   This, despite a complete inability to do anything with Big Ten Player of the Year Cleaves.