1.   A stolen coach has gone out of control and demolished a shop.

2.   Yes it was the front coaches went off.

3.   And old coaches go.

4.   And since when is it all right for a coach to go ballistic on a referee when calls are never changed and the game was still winnable?

5.   Are coaches going more for TDs and less for FGs in close?

6.   Are some coaches going to stay back and arrive late to finish them?

7.   As anyone who follows college sports knows, a coach can go to NCAA jail by allowing a recruit to flush a hotel toilet too many times.

8.   Assistant coaches come and assistant coaches go.

9.   Assistant coaches are going about their business, breaking down film of potential free agents and draft picks.

10.   Assistant coaches have gone crazy preparing tenderfoot ends Greg Ellis and Kavika Pittman for NFL action.