1.   All Lord Irvine wanted was the right to change his pants.

2.   Britney Spears would have to cover her celebrated navel, and Calvin Klein would have to change his pants.

3.   Football guys used to change their pants every September, not every half.

4.   I had to run in and change my pants before the game.

5.   Or that Chester Arthur changed his pants several times a day?

6.   How do you change your pants in the woods?