1.   This is the eternal and unchanging celestial realm, the home of the sun, the stars, and the planets.

2.   All such forms of bodily misery are absent from the celestial realm, where souls abide after they have escaped the physical entrapment of karmic birth and rebirth.

3.   Up in the celestial realm, the projection booth is now the place where sermons are translated and recorded into other languages.

4.   Yet the show soars into celestial realms only when Bates and his fellow performers are in their cups.