1.   And my wife and I both wish we could have brought our cabin steward, Narciso, home because he quietly kept the room ultra-neat.

2.   Back in the stateroom, our cabin steward secretly is crafting an iguana out of my oversized T-shirt that previously had served as a swimsuit coverup.

3.   It was Maria, our cabin steward.

4.   On almost all cruise ships, the cabin stewards and dining room waiters depend on your tips for their livelihood.

5.   That is, except when he is trying to set little traps to catch the mysterious disappearing cabin steward in the actual act of cleaning his cabin.

6.   The cabin steward was our favorite.

7.   The passengers who mentioned their cabin stewards were all happy with them, as was I.