1.   And I can remember when all we had to worry about were the United Nations shock troops massing on our borders and patrolling the skies in their black helicopters.

2.   And what does that have to do with black helicopters, I asked.

3.   Black helicopters, extraplanetary voyagers speaking to us in channeled voices.

4.   Black helicopters are everywhere, watching.

5.   Black helicopters are spying on the citizenry.

6.   Black helicopters out of a far-right nightmare swoop over the city, shooting out lampposts.

7.   Actually, there ARE black helicopters out there -- the Army has unmarked helicopters and so do a number of federal agencies.

8.   Again, the black helicopters will lead the attack.

9.   But images of ninja-looking FBI swat teams and low-flying black helicopters investigating the scene remain strong.

10.   Flying low and slow, circling over the horizon, were two lumbering black helicopters.