1.   Back then, the whole town was one big promotional stunt.

2.   Here you have an action movie with big stunts, no co-star and a ton of special effects.

3.   It was quite a big stunt day, obviously, with strafing and bombs and tons of extras falling all over the place and a fountain collapsing.

4.   So they wanted to get the bad guy and knew that the emotion would be big enough so that it was worth doing as a big stunt.

5.   What ensues are some big dumb stunts and some very bad and very stale jokes.