1.   A newborn baby needs constant care and attention.

2.   A young baby needs small feeds at frequent intervals.

3.   Ay, lady, the smokehouse is empty and baby needs a new pair of opera pumps.

4.   Babies need to have unbreakable dishes and cups.

5.   The baby needs constant supervision.

6.   As a result, babies usually need to be delivered by Caesarean section.

7.   Babies need to eat and sleep and that means one parent is going back and forth to the room.

8.   Baby needs a new pair of Bruno Magli shoes.

9.   Babies would need to be removed at birth, raised with nonrelatives and then tested for their ability to smell out a T-shirt or a mate.

10.   Because the rapid breathing prevents normal nourishment, the babies often need intravenous fluids and feeding.