1.   As these two austere hams trill their vowels at each other you get the feeling you really are watching members of another species in action.

2.   As these two austere hams trill their vowels at each other, you get the feeling that you really are watching members of another species in action.

3.   As these two austere hams trill their vowels at each other, you get the feeling you really are watching members of another species in action.

4.   Stewart and McKellen are a pair of austere hams, and their wrestling is the only consistently enjoyable note in the film.