1. A recent survey showed that American men thought Susan to be the most attractive female name, while women believed Richard and David were the most attractive for men. 2. After having a baby, American men work longer hours, particularly if the child is a boy. 3. American men are not suffering from declining sperm counts. 4. American men, however, have historically scorned berets of any color, often associating them with pretentious intellectuals or unabashed eccentrics. 5. American men, for the most part, no longer care if their wives earn more than they do. 6. American men are living longer, and almost every man who lives long enough develops prostate problems. 7. American men are not allowed to keep harems. 8. American men come here and want a Barbie doll, a slim blonde without children and a woman much, much younger than they are. 9. American men have seen their traditional dominance challenged at home and at work. 10. American men should be required to pay extra taxes because they are male. |