1.   A clever alien wants to steal the spaceship, and knows about the laser torch, so it puts on a blindfold as well.

2.   Why does the alien want to get into the spaceship?

3.   In return, the aliens wanted to take home all African-Americans.

4.   It seems aliens want to steal the energy of all living things on earth.

5.   Only steady honking on the horn convinces them that an alien wants temporary use of the asphalt.

6.   These big, ugly aliens want nothing more than to crush, kill and eat humans.

7.   When the president asks what the aliens want from Earthlings, the one-word answer delivers all the right chills.