61.   His only living relative is an elderly sister, so the Carville staff has become his family.

62.   His only relatives are a cousin in Phoenix and a niece in the Pittsburgh area.

63.   His parents were dead, and he had to disappear, which meant any obvious relative was out of the question.

64.   His relatives were on vacation, at their cottage, for the long Victoria Day weekend.

65.   If a relative is a carrier and is married to another carrier, they may or may not have a child with cystic fibrosis.

66.   If a relative of someone on the board is benefiting in a way is invisible, that is not done.

67.   If Lloyd and Caroline are a nasty piece of work, the relatives are even worse.

68.   If the Miami relatives were even slightly concerned about the welfare of this child, they had a strange way of showing it.

69.   If that single parent is neither mother nor father, a female relative is preferred over a male one.

70.   Imagine having always been told that your closest relative is a pig, then waking up one morning to find that no, your nearest cousin is a whale.