51.   Golfers are disgraced if they do not penalize themselves for even an inadvertent nudge of the ball.

52.   Golfers are out there, in large numbers, scratch players and duffers, flailing away under the pitiless sun.

53.   Golfers are probably richer.

54.   Golfers today are much more serious than brain surgeons, because brain surgeons get mulligans.

55.   Golfers will then be able to select customized clubs and, one executive said, possibly watch them being assembled.

56.   How many golfers are readers, and are there enough of them to go around?

57.   If misery loves company, professional golfers are the closest-knit fraternity in sports.

58.   If golfers are so quick to say golf should never change, why in the world did Augusta National grow rough?

59.   If recreational golfers as a group were not color blind, maybe the game just might be more fun than frustrating.

60.   I guess these golfers are the ones who pull up at the full-service pump in Palm Springs gas stations.