51.   If . . . you perceive signs that lead you to believe this client wants sex, ask your client questions to find out if you are right.

52.   If a client does not want to keep the leftover food, the caterer is responsible for disposing of it.

53.   I understand what a client wants quicker and can respond.

54.   I want to know what message my clients want to project with their clothes and what they think they do project.

55.   If clients wanted to mix basketball with business, they found the right broker.

56.   If the client wants to see something in the file, Bluff can send it via e-mail or fax before their phone call ends.

57.   In other cases, clients want to race to cyberspace, despite warnings that their sites will not be as effective.

58.   In other cases, a client wants to mount a hostile takeover of another customer.

59.   It was as if his wealthy clients wanted to reassure themselves.

60.   Jeffrey M. Lyons, head of mutual funds marketing at Schwab, says the firm simply offers the funds its clients want to buy.