41.   We hated Richard Nixon, Burgaw High School and being too young to buy beer.

42.   When foreigners chattering in Zulu and Afrikaans started buying beers in the faded hotels, the bartenders knew it could mean only one thing.

43.   When they got in contact with him, the first thing they wanted to know was where they could buy a beer.

44.   While his buddies were buying the beer, he waited outside.

45.   Where can I buy this beer?

46.   Yet Spring Break does not exist as a holiday for anyone who does not get carded at the counter when buying beer.

47.   You can buy a beer in Baghdad.

48.   Yes, you can buy a beer in Utah.

49.   You can drive into the building, meaning you can buy beer without getting out of your car.

50.   You can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer.