31.   Last year, in a master stroke of preparedness, I had the windshield wipers replaced just as the first flakes were beginning to fall.

32.   Many of your readers will remember vacuum windshield wipers that would quit during acceleration due to lack of engine vacuum.

33.   More often than not, when I go to blow the horn, I wind up putting on my turn signal or turning on my windshield wipers.

34.   Mostly, how could you take the note my husband-to-be left under my windshield wiper the day we met to sign our marriage license?

35.   Next, are your windshield wipers working right?

36.   Nor can you deduct the parking ticket slipped under your windshield wiper while you sat in a long business meeting.

37.   Officially, Aspen will tell you that the snow on its delicate steep is so fragile that even poor skiers making windshield wiper, scraping turns damage it.

38.   Nor would you demand that the windshield wipers make a delayed pass after the wash cycle is over, to pick up stray droplets.

39.   On the minus side, the windshield wipers produced very annoying noise in the AM side of the radio when they were operated.

40.   One woman called the Foothill Division to remove a dollar bill she found under her windshield wiper, McBride said.