31.   Last year, the tribe had four presidents, including two who resigned because of financial questions.

32.   Many of us now think we have a president who is a liar.

33.   Most people interviewed said they were overjoyed to have the president in their town.

34.   Neither had the president of the national Wheat Foods Council when I called.

35.   Now we have a president who befriended racists appointing an attorney general who befriended racists.

36.   Now we have a president who celebrates Ramadan.

37.   Now you have the president driving every evening news cycle....

38.   Now we have a president who has tried to define oral sex as a sin comparable to having extra cheese on a Big Mac.

39.   Now all of us, the haters, the wackos and the cynical, have the president we seem to want.

40.   Now we will have a president who thinks introspection is for sissies and justifying your actions is a nuisance.