31.   Some people change the oil just before they sell a car to cover up an engine problem.

32.   The engine oil had been changed three weeks before.

33.   The mechanic changing the oil rolls out from under the car on the dolly to grab a filter wrench from his tool box.

34.   The service-minded victims get their oil changed regularly at whatever quickie lube place is cheapest or most convenient.

35.   Then again, if you live in South Austin, changing your oil is sort of a spiritual thing.

36.   They also changed my oil.

37.   They looked like someone had parked a car and changed the oil without a drain pan.

38.   They roof those houses and change the oil in those cars.

39.   They understand that while a man might be reluctant to let someone change the oil, no self-respecting guy can be expected to vacuum his own car.

40.   They changed the oil, tuned the engine and rotated all four tires on his ego.