21.   Sox fans like to hear this.

22.   Sox fans promise not to spill beer on any wayward Braves fans caught doing the moronic tomahawk chop in Fenway.

23.   Sox fans should also take a deep breath and relax.

24.   Sox fans should find it in their hearts to be happy for Yankee bench coach Don Zimmer.

25.   Sox fans are easily impressed now.

26.   Sox fans could only moan about the anemic batting order.

27.   Sox fans thought him spoiled and selfish.

28.   Sox fans want to see Canseco take batting practice.

29.   Sox fans watch him with urgency, knowing that someday soon he, too, may be gone.