21.   It has frozen the pro golfer in the public spotlight.

22.   John Daly, the pro golfer, is playing a practice round when the cellphone in his back pocket rings.

23.   Last year, Sorenstam did something no pro golfer had ever done.

24.   Little wonder his favorite pro golfer is not Tiger Woods but Paul Azinger, who overcame lymphoma four years ago to return to the Tour.

25.   Missing out at second stage pretty much leaves a pro golfer homeless, a reality Neher has had to deal with the last two years.

26.   Most pro golfers have had their social consciences removed via arthroscopic surgery.

27.   Pro golfers have given back plenty to their game.

28.   Problem is, pro golfers are perfectionists.

29.   Pro golfers are not accustomed to being part of a team.

30.   Pro golfers are on the road and on their own.