21.   At the bank that first week, we found there was no such thing as a joint checking account.

22.   Beijing knows that top leaders of Taiwan plan no such thing.

23.   Bennett, who is Brooklyn-born and Harvard-educated, said he was doing no such thing.

24.   ----- Scientists say there is no such thing as a suicide gene.

25.   A marathon is no certain thing, however, and her career grew erratic.

26.   A. I will do no such thing.

27.   Abdullah is all but certain to become the next Saudi king, but the lesson of Jordan may be that no such thing is entirely certain.

28.   Acting commissioner Bud Selig said from Milwaukee that there is no such thing as a perfect agreement, but this one has a lot of positives about it.

29.   Acushnet says there is no such thing.

30.   Against Guzman, the Mariners did no such thing.