21.   Imagine their surprise when Ms. Henkin demanded and won not only shared credit but also first position.

22.   So imagine my surprise when confronted with a Polaroid of my aura where my head and shoulders were suffused with a bright yellow halo.

23.   So imagine my surprise when I loaded AOL onto my PC at the office, only to discover that the cookies options had disappeared.

24.   So imagine my surprise when the opening shot showed Britney frolicking on her bed in her skimpy underwear.

25.   So imagine my surprise when I came home one night to find my family gathered in the boardroom without me.

26.   So imagine the surprise when you start pouring red wine, and pretty good red wine at that.

27.   So imagine my surprise upon learning that my alms finance legitimate, peaceable and socially redeeming activities.

28.   So imagine his surprise when she invites him to the prom.

29.   So imagine my surprise when halfway through my second pregnancy, I started having doubts about having another child.

30.   So imagine the surprise on the Ducks bench when Lambert and Chouinard each scored goals -- on the same shift.