21.   Ireland is where golfers have a chance to play the true links courses that this ancient game started on.

22.   Just about on schedule, as a matter of fact, although a few golfers might have had to make up a couple of holes Friday morning.

23.   Most pro golfers have had their social consciences removed via arthroscopic surgery.

24.   No golfer ever has.

25.   No teen golfer has ever had a more potentially glorious future, artistically and financially.

26.   Now, golfers have pizza delivered.

27.   Now, though, golfers have their titaniums and neither Callaway nor Taylor Made has introduced anything to replace them.

28.   No other PGA golfer has such a deal.

29.   Occasionally, golfers would have to replay shots that the cameras had missed.

30.   On a day when rounds stretched beyond five hours and many of the holes were buffeted with crosswinds, golfers had to be patient.