11. Running back Derrick Cullors, for example, is no longer with the program after taking a tire iron to a teammate in a fight over a video game. 12. That he beat her with a tire iron, picked her up and kissed her on the forehead. 13. The last time I yelled at somebody who almost ran me over he waved a tire iron at me. 14. Then one man smashed a window with a tire iron while another menaced the driver with a gun, telling him he was not in Tel Aviv. 15. They killed a giant diamondback rattlesnake in the yard with a tire iron. 16. Though authorities believe the murder weapon might have been a tire iron, nothing has been recovered. 17. Unfortunately there is a shortage of horsewhips in this country, the horse having been replaced by the automobile, which comes with a tire iron. 18. When a woman could give her man an ugly tie or pine-scented cologne in return for weird little soaps or a tire iron. 19. Whether you are a gentleman or a glorious liberated beast, using a tire iron to teach political babblers a good lesson is just not done. 20. You could not pry them apart with a tire iron. |