11.   A sign says that scarlet oaks, signifying nothing but beauty, will fill the ranks.

12.   A sign says the left fork goes to the fire tower, the other to the electronics area.

13.   A tattered sign says not to let the door slam, but everyone does.

14.   After being told it was Tuesday, he wondered aloud why he had lifted weights the day before when the sign said running backs lift on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

15.   All the warning signs say the Hub of Hockey is in trouble on the eve of the Stanley Cup playoffs.

16.   But all the signs said different.

17.   Every morning the signs say the same thing.

18.   Every sign says that they do not.

19.   Hardly anybody outside the government uses the new name and all but a handful of road signs still say Bombay, so few believe the change will endure.

20.   I have to laugh, one sign says Sixth Avenue and the other, Avenue of the Americas.