11. -- If Calif. Gov. Pete Wilson sees his shadow, he will want it to leave the state. 12. -- If Chevy Chase sees his shadow, it means someone bailed him out on his DUI charge. 13. -- If Judge Lance Ito sees his shadow, he will threaten to pull the courtroom camera. 14. -- If Lisa Marie and Michael Jackson see their shadows together, they will be as surprised as we are. 15. -- If the Simpson jurors see their shadows, they will be scolded for leaving their hotel rooms. 16. -- If Brad Pitt sees his shadow, People magazine will declare it the sexiest shadow around. 17. -- If Greg Kinnear sees his shadow, it will amuse him to no end. 18. -- If Jay Leno sees his shadow, he will not rest until he casts a bigger shadow. 19. -- If Jim Carrey sees his shadow, it will be slightly smarter than his characters. 20. -- If reporters from the supermarket rags see their shadows, they will report them as alien sightings. |