11.   No pain, dear reader, no gain.

12.   So you, dear reader, have a choice.

13.   So, dear reader, if your body-mass index or finger-length ratio is less than ideal, do not despair.

14.   Thank you, dear reader, because I laughed myself silly when I saw that you expect to maintain any semblance of privacy once you connect to the Internet.

15.   Take heart, dear reader.

16.   The answer, dear reader, is no, surprisingly no.

17.   Today, dear reader, you have a rare opportunity to participate in a historic event.

18.   Which means, dear reader, that you or your local editor will have to determine the time and channel for yourselves.

19.   Yes, dear readers, we members of the press are willing to endure unimaginable hardships in the interest of keeping you enlightened and informed.

20.   Without that comma, dear reader, the copywriter has made a mistake.