11.   It can bring back the dead to appear in beer commercials.

12.   Is it my defense against the assault of the beer commercials, or my fear of the supernatural beings to whom more and more players pray and give thanks?

13.   It has the air of that beer commercial where two broke guys stand at the checkout counter trying to decide between the six-pack and toilet paper.

14.   It can do just about anything, from making live animals pucker up for dialogue to resurrecting John Wayne for a beer commercial.

15.   Let them eat rap music and Tuvan throat singers, video-game sound effects and beer commercials.

16.   Neither Grube nor DeBenedittis called for a ban on televised beer commercials.

17.   Notable now because those terrible triplets, the Hansen Brothers, have a new beer commercial.

18.   Once again Hal sees women with all the sensitivity of a refugee from a beer commercial.

19.   Only the uninitiated would mistake this scene for a beer commercial.

20.   On the upside, the old farm the local tourism office steered Boggins to turned out to be as picturesque as a Christmas beer commercial.