101.   Politicians have no business trying to legislate morality or meddling in the private sex lives of constituents.

102.   Politicians not only have to prove that they can stuff themselves all day long with junk food while remaining telegenic.

103.   Politicians have a lifetime of words.

104.   Politicians have another view.

105.   Politicians have long memories.

106.   Politicians have no choice sometimes but to answer terrorists with missiles and bombs.

107.   Politicians have themselves to blame for most of that.

108.   Politicians may have qualms about subsidizing profitable businesses owned by multimillionaires.

109.   Politicians now have to beg women to have babies.

110.   Politicians will also have to handle the emotions unleashed by the violence of dissident terrorists.