101.   My oldest son is going to college this fall.

102.   My oldest son is passionate about only one modern artist.

103.   My oldest son, however, has not been so lucky.

104.   My oldest son chose rebellion of a fashion as a middle-schooler.

105.   My oldest son sewed a pair of bell-bottoms a few weekends ago.

106.   My oldest son then proceeded to tell me that when he was in the first grade he saw the ballet for the first time.

107.   My oldest son, who is a lawyer in Washington, is the closest thing my children have to a father.

108.   My oldest son travels with a lunch bunch.

109.   Nate, the oldest son, now has a brain that could literally explode because of a rare problem with an artery.

110.   My oldest son had his first child, and the wife accounted for the other six grandkids.