1.   A cat is a fastidious animal that washes itself frequently.

2.   A moment later, the cat is in acute distress.

3.   A true cat is often willing to make a fool of herself, but only on her own terms.

4.   Black cats are full of it, while pale animals have less.

5.   By the looks of them, they had been playing whilst the cat was away.

6.   Cats are naturally clean.

7.   Cats are normally extremely efficient at regulating the amount of food they take in.

8.   Cats are not able to perceive colour.

9.   Cats are very clean animals.